Animals Jokes http://www.kewego.com Channel : Animals Jokes en Sat, 28 Nov 2009 12:14:13 +0100 <![CDATA[Acrobatic cats]]> http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaftIlU.html#iLyROoaftI3F http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaftIlU.html#iLyROoaftI3F Duration: 01:53 | 9250 views | 9.5/10

Who said that cats always fell on their feets? Who dared to say that these animals were cute and peacefull? Well, he should tale a look at this video!

animals, fall, cats, gags, spring acrobats
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nospam@kewego.com (nospam@kewego.com) Fri, 17 Nov 2006 11:30:00 GMT+1 9.5 01:53 yes 9250 nospam@kewego.com animals fall cats gags spring acrobats
<![CDATA[Genie in a bottle]]> http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaftI-y.html#iLyROoaftI3F http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaftI-y.html#iLyROoaftI3F Duration: 00:18 | 7094 views | 6/10

This cat found his way through a bottle. The real question is... will he find his way out?

cat, animal, bottle
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nospam@kewego.com (nospam@kewego.com) Fri, 17 Nov 2006 15:20:00 GMT+1 6 00:18 yes 7094 nospam@kewego.com cat animal bottle
<![CDATA[Kissing a monkey]]> http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaftICz.html#iLyROoaftI3F http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaftICz.html#iLyROoaftI3F Duration: 00:57 | 12361 views | 10/10

This Tv show can't be trusted. During a blind test, the woman has to kiss two cute boys... But during it, the rules change abruptly : the two charming princes change themselves into two monkeys! Too sad they didn't show us the happy end :/

tv, show, kiss, monkey
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nospam@kewego.com (nospam@kewego.com) Fri, 17 Nov 2006 15:36:00 GMT+1 10 00:57 yes 12361 nospam@kewego.com tv show kiss monkey
<![CDATA[Flying cat]]> http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaftICw.html#iLyROoaftI3F http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaftICw.html#iLyROoaftI3F Duration: 00:15 | 25052 views | 9.42857/10

A cat always feel the need of touching whatever moves and sometimes, it becomes breath-robbing... for the animal. It must feel like in Disneyland!

cat, animal, flying
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nospam@kewego.com (nospam@kewego.com) Fri, 17 Nov 2006 15:38:00 GMT+1 9.42857 00:15 yes 25052 nospam@kewego.com cat animal flying
<![CDATA[Be careful : excited dog]]> http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaftIyz.html#iLyROoaftI3F http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaftIyz.html#iLyROoaftI3F Duration: 00:46 | 22301 views | 0/10

A "Be careful : dangerous dog " would be useless in this case. The small pet is simply excited and stresses the whole farm with it!

dog, sex, farm, excitement
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nospam@kewego.com (nospam@kewego.com) Fri, 17 Nov 2006 18:46:00 GMT+1 0 00:46 yes 22301 nospam@kewego.com dog sex farm excitement
<![CDATA[Cats, after a multivitamin cocktail]]> http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaftIon.html#iLyROoaftI3F http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaftIon.html#iLyROoaftI3F Duration: 01:11 | 5289 views | 8.25/10

Enjoy this video without moderation : it shows us some really daring cats!

gag, cat, animal, daring
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nospam@kewego.com (nospam@kewego.com) Sat, 18 Nov 2006 11:37:00 GMT+1 8.25 01:11 yes 5289 nospam@kewego.com gag cat animal daring
<![CDATA[Joking animals]]> http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaftIoL.html#iLyROoaftI3F http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaftIoL.html#iLyROoaftI3F Duration: 00:45 | 10731 views | 7.66667/10

Nope, we're not the only one on Earth to be funny. Animals, and especially monkeys, have a good sense of humour!

humour, animals, monkey, cats, gags, jokes
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nospam@kewego.com (nospam@kewego.com) Sat, 18 Nov 2006 11:46:00 GMT+1 7.66667 00:45 yes 10731 nospam@kewego.com humour animals monkey cats gags jokes
<![CDATA[Passion for an hamster : the impeller]]> http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaftvIV.html#iLyROoaftI3F http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaftvIV.html#iLyROoaftI3F Duration: 00:10 | 7441 views | 9/10

Looking at this hamster while inside the impeller makes us think of an Disneyland attraction! He certainly feels like he's in a Washmachine!

humour, run, animal, hamster, impeller
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nospam@kewego.com (nospam@kewego.com) Sun, 19 Nov 2006 10:03:00 GMT+1 9 00:10 yes 7441 nospam@kewego.com humour run animal hamster impeller
<![CDATA[Cats love football]]> http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaftvIg.html#iLyROoaftI3F http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaftvIg.html#iLyROoaftI3F Duration: 00:20 | 14811 views | 9.66667/10

Like a real football fan : this cat is really enjoying the match and... last but not least, he's talented in shooting the ball!

tv, sport, football, cat, shoot, fan
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nospam@kewego.com (nospam@kewego.com) Sun, 19 Nov 2006 10:07:00 GMT+1 9.66667 00:20 yes 14811 nospam@kewego.com tv sport football cat shoot fan
<![CDATA[The lengthy work of the ants]]> http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaftvIs.html#iLyROoaftI3F http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaftvIs.html#iLyROoaftI3F Duration: 00:38 | 5701 views | 0/10

"Being lazy" doesn't belong in the ants' encyclopedia: for them, life is more synonymous of "hard work"!

animal, work, ants
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nospam@kewego.com (nospam@kewego.com) Sun, 19 Nov 2006 10:11:00 GMT+1 0 00:38 yes 5701 nospam@kewego.com animal work ants
<![CDATA[Wanna drink... something?]]> http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaftvI4.html#iLyROoaftI3F http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaftvI4.html#iLyROoaftI3F Duration: 00:09 | 6348 views | 10/10

Well, this monkey seems to like the taste of his pee. Disgusting!

animals, monkey, drink, pee
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nospam@kewego.com (nospam@kewego.com) Sun, 19 Nov 2006 10:26:00 GMT+1 10 00:09 yes 6348 nospam@kewego.com animals monkey drink pee
<![CDATA[This kitten IS tired]]> http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaftvIQ.html#iLyROoaftI3F http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaftvIQ.html#iLyROoaftI3F Duration: 00:28 | 7309 views | 10/10

The poor animal would soooo gladly have some rest. It surely worked hard all day long and now absolutely needs its peace. Cute!

cat, animal, sleep, kitten
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nospam@kewego.com (nospam@kewego.com) Sun, 19 Nov 2006 10:30:00 GMT+1 10 00:28 yes 7309 nospam@kewego.com cat animal sleep kitten
<![CDATA[An ostrich on its skis]]> http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaftvjV.html#iLyROoaftI3F http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaftvjV.html#iLyROoaftI3F Duration: 00:25 | 6378 views | 10/10

Just have a look at this cute ostrich. The way she skis down the mountain and takes the chairlift is really funny. I'm sure she won some gold medal in the past!

ski, animal, snow, ostrich, chairlift
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nospam@kewego.com (nospam@kewego.com) Mon, 20 Nov 2006 11:09:00 GMT+1 10 00:25 yes 6378 nospam@kewego.com ski animal snow ostrich chairlift
<![CDATA[Speaking cats]]> http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaftvEj.html#iLyROoaftI3F http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaftvEj.html#iLyROoaftI3F Duration: 01:11 | 9874 views | 10/10

Cats can do a lot of funny things, we still know that. But their new talent is that they’re able to... speak. You can teach them words, exactly like you would have done with your parrot!

language, parrot, humor, speak, cats animals
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nospam@kewego.com (nospam@kewego.com) Wed, 22 Nov 2006 09:26:00 GMT+1 10 01:11 yes 9874 nospam@kewego.com language parrot humor speak cats animals
<![CDATA[K.O : timorous cat]]> http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaftvhZ.html#iLyROoaftI3F http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaftvhZ.html#iLyROoaftI3F Duration: 00:06 | 7321 views | 10/10

This cat wasn’t expecting anyone to enter the room. But as he heard some noise, he sprang out of the bed, unfortunately forgetting the wall during its escape!

jump, humour, cat, animal, afraid
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nospam@kewego.com (nospam@kewego.com) Wed, 22 Nov 2006 10:43:00 GMT+1 10 00:06 yes 7321 nospam@kewego.com jump humour cat animal afraid
<![CDATA[Dog-Goldfish]]> http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaftvW8.html#iLyROoaftI3F http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaftvW8.html#iLyROoaftI3F Duration: 00:37 | 7482 views | 8.5/10

A thursty cat comes near an aquarium to drink some water. But the fish doesn’t approve and suddenly barks!

dog, advertising, cat, humor, languages, bark, goldfish
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nospam@kewego.com (nospam@kewego.com) Wed, 22 Nov 2006 18:15:00 GMT+1 8.5 00:37 yes 7482 nospam@kewego.com dog advertising cat humor languages bark goldfish
<![CDATA[An anti-pigeon Ka]]> http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaftvSV.html#iLyROoaftI3F http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaftvSV.html#iLyROoaftI3F Duration: 00:23 | 8787 views | 7/10

This Ka’s really special : it can defend itself in case of a pigeon attack!

humour, advertising, car, ford, pigeon, ka
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nospam@kewego.com (nospam@kewego.com) Thu, 23 Nov 2006 13:44:00 GMT+1 7 00:23 yes 8787 nospam@kewego.com humour advertising car ford pigeon ka
<![CDATA[Hedgehogs wear gas masks (1)]]> http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaftv_4.html#iLyROoaftI3F http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaftv_4.html#iLyROoaftI3F Duration: 00:30 | 8028 views | 0/10

And they only put it away while watching the new C-Class Diesel. This car apparently cares about environment!

humour, advertising, car, mask, mercedes, diesel, hedgehogs, c-class, environment
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nospam@kewego.com (nospam@kewego.com) Thu, 23 Nov 2006 15:30:00 GMT+1 0 00:30 yes 8028 nospam@kewego.com humour advertising car mask mercedes diesel hedgehogs c-class environment
<![CDATA[Hedgehogs love sponges (2)]]> http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaftv_Q.html#iLyROoaftI3F http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaftv_Q.html#iLyROoaftI3F Duration: 00:20 | 5636 views | 0/10

They seem to have fun in scraping their back with sponges, but not any sponge... They have their favorite!

humour, spontex, advertising, animals, hedgehogs, sponges
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nospam@kewego.com (nospam@kewego.com) Thu, 23 Nov 2006 15:31:00 GMT+1 0 00:20 yes 5636 nospam@kewego.com humour spontex advertising animals hedgehogs sponges
<![CDATA[Hedgehogs love diabolic sponges (3)]]> http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaftv_b.html#iLyROoaftI3F http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaftv_b.html#iLyROoaftI3F Duration: 00:20 | 19776 views | 10/10

We suddenly feel like it could be fun to do some dish washing. And this could last with such a sponge, says the ad. Anyway, hedgehogs apparently love to be filmed!

humour, spontex, advertising, animals, hedgehogs, sponges
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nospam@kewego.com (nospam@kewego.com) Thu, 23 Nov 2006 15:32:00 GMT+1 10 00:20 yes 19776 nospam@kewego.com humour spontex advertising animals hedgehogs sponges
<![CDATA[Making love in the Peugeot 207]]> http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaftv_m.html#iLyROoaftI3F http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaftv_m.html#iLyROoaftI3F Duration: 00:30 | 13418 views | 8/10

The new peugeot is so comfortable that even ladybirds want to test it, making love inside. As romantic... as the Titanic!

peugeot, 207, love, humour, advertising, car, ladybird
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nospam@kewego.com (nospam@kewego.com) Thu, 23 Nov 2006 15:35:00 GMT+1 8 00:30 yes 13418 nospam@kewego.com peugeot 207 love humour advertising car ladybird
<![CDATA[Do bear love beer?]]> http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaftvLb.html#iLyROoaftI3F http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaftvLb.html#iLyROoaftI3F Duration: 59:59 | 7656 views | 0/10

An hungry bear pursues an hiker. Stopped by a dead end, the man has only one last idea, before beeing eaten by the animal : trying to soften him with a Budweiser!

budweiser, bear, bud, advertising, humor, hiker
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nospam@kewego.com (nospam@kewego.com) Fri, 24 Nov 2006 14:50:00 GMT+1 0 59:59 yes 7656 nospam@kewego.com budweiser bear bud advertising humor hiker
<![CDATA[Monkey colleagues (1)]]> http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaftvy2.html#iLyROoaftI3F http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaftvy2.html#iLyROoaftI3F Duration: 00:30 | 7320 views | 0/10

Monkeys aren’t the most serious workers of the world. In fact, they only want one thing : fun! If your coworkers act in the same way, just contact careerbuilder : they’ll find you a new job!

careerbuilder, advertising, animals, monkey, humor, worker
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nospam@kewego.com (nospam@kewego.com) Fri, 24 Nov 2006 15:45:00 GMT+1 0 00:30 yes 7320 nospam@kewego.com careerbuilder advertising animals monkey humor worker
<![CDATA[Monkey colleagues (2)]]> http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaftvyw.html#iLyROoaftI3F http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaftvyw.html#iLyROoaftI3F Duration: 00:34 | 8864 views | 0/10

This time, the working monkeys seem to be more serious but that’s only an impression : they still just wait for fun!

careerbuilder, advertising, animals, monkey, humor, worker
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nospam@kewego.com (nospam@kewego.com) Fri, 24 Nov 2006 15:46:00 GMT+1 0 00:34 yes 8864 nospam@kewego.com careerbuilder advertising animals monkey humor worker
<![CDATA[Footdog]]> http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaftvyu.html#iLyROoaftI3F http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaftvyu.html#iLyROoaftI3F Duration: 00:22 | 12992 views | 3/10

If you want to shoot a ball one day and if there is no ball around you, you can still train with your dog. Will he rebound?

humour, football, dog, animal, ball, shoot
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nospam@kewego.com (nospam@kewego.com) Fri, 24 Nov 2006 16:00:00 GMT+1 3 00:22 yes 12992 nospam@kewego.com humour football dog animal ball shoot
<![CDATA[Hot donkey]]> http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaftvyC.html#iLyROoaftI3F http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaftvyC.html#iLyROoaftI3F Duration: 00:45 | 2122 views | 9/10

A donkey gets excited by a mans buttocks. The poor man will always regret this day where he needed to poo but now, he has just one thing to do : run! And we don’t wanna know what happens next...

humour, sex, man, animals, hot, donkey, excited
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nospam@kewego.com (nospam@kewego.com) Fri, 24 Nov 2006 16:12:00 GMT+1 9 00:45 yes 2122 nospam@kewego.com humour sex man animals hot donkey excited